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Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:09:01 GMT -5

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Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:09:01 GMT -5

18:26:05 [Henry whispers to Mila] There anything else I need to do?
18:29:37 [Mila whispers to Henry] Give me a blowjob.
18:29:48 [Mila whispers to Henry] Compulsary initiation. ;whips out her dick;
18:30:14 [Henry whispers to Mila] I dunno. That doesn't seem legit.
18:30:40 [Izak] Also no proofreads, lol at the typos.
18:31:36 [Mila] Did I, or did I not request and receive a blowjob from everyone who has joined this rp?
18:31:38 [Ester] Okie. I'm distracted from writing at the moment so it's not fluffy.
18:31:47 [Mila] Henry seems to think he is above our rules here. <_<
18:32:26 [Emri] You haven't.
18:32:40 [Emri] She just legit. wants blowjobs from anyone, Henry.
18:32:47 [Mila] HAVE SO. You didn't even gag, I was so proud Em.

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Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:09:43 GMT -5

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Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:09:43 GMT -5

20:35:33 [Jer] Are the drinks spiked?
20:35:44 [Emri] yes.
20:35:48 [Emri] with arsenic.
20:35:51 [Trix] The punch is, yes
20:35:52 [Emri] but only your's.
20:35:54 [James`] Why yesssss.
20:36:09 [Calyope] Good thing I built up a tolerance, Emri.
20:36:30 [Emri] you've built up a tolerance to arsenic?
20:36:49 [James`] wtfta
20:36:58 [Emri] i think you mean roofies, Caly.
20:37:08 [Trix] There's no arsenic xD
20:37:13 [Jer] Wuah wuuuuah
20:37:19 Trix states the obvious
20:37:48 [Emri] there is in Jer's. >

Mila Administrator BADASS MOTHERFUCKER Posts: 167	Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:15:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:15:22 GMT -5 ScumbagIzak at the Yule Ball 0:46:41 Izak is climbin' in yo' windows, snatchin' yo dates up, trying to dance with 'em. So hide yo' dates, & hide yo' ladyfriends 'cause I be dancin' with errbody up in 'ere. ]

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Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:16:07 GMT -5

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Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:16:07 GMT -5

00:32:17 [Jake] So Jer, who pitches and who catches out of you and Lachlan? /curiousCat
00:32:31 [Emri] I'm betting Jer catches.
00:33:00 [Jer] On average?
00:33:10 [HexInstitute] No way, Lachlan's a born catcher.
00:33:34 [Jake] Maybe they take it in turns?
00:34:42 [Mila] Well Jer might give a bj or two, but I'm thinking only Lach's butt has been broken in.
00:35:42 [Jer] Obviously this is a thing that's decided each time by Greco-Roman wrestling
00:35:43 [Jake] I think Jer is saving his for that special someone. -nudges Trix-
00:35:58 [Emri] LOL
00:36:10 [Emri] Greco Roman wrestling. Classic.

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Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:16:36 GMT -5

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Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:16:36 GMT -5

23:05:26 [Calyope] Im just going to sit here. Eyup.
23:05:51 Mila spanks her on the butt. Go get you some chase.
23:05:58 [Mila] He doesn't have another diamond necklace
23:06:10 [Mila] But I'm sure he has a pearl necklace just for Caly.

23:06:17 [Xan] XD
23:06:39 [Emri] LOL

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Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:17:20 GMT -5

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Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:17:20 GMT -5

00:56:51 Mila just screamed lungs out. There is a boss fucking huntsman spider in the kitchen.
00:57:23 [Mila] Lucky dad's home to kill the imposter. ;-;
00:59:32 Jake is the designated spider killer in his household
01:00:42 [Emri] ^ AND BOY, I FUCKING KILL 'EM.
01:01:07 [Jake] No fuss, bam dead. Rolled up magazine usually does the trick.
01:01:23 [Emri] As brutally as possible. >

Hairspray and a lighter work wonders, man.
01:02:45 [Emri] Hairspray and a lighter work wonders, man.
01:04:04 [Mila] Gross. O-o Home alone sometimes I'll just throw a show at them. Someone elses shoe.
01:04:32 [Emri] You're so girly; it's cute.
01:04:55 [Mila] =| Spiders are fucking hideous.
01:05:10 [Mila] Someone once asked me, why are you scared of spiders? They're not bigger than your hand, they can't hurt you.
01:05:15 [Calyope] I dont mind spiders. Crickets freak me the fuck out.
01:05:17 [Mila] But they're disgusting.
01:05:31 [Mila] An 80 year old man's wrinkled, herpe ballsack isn't going to kill me either.
01:05:40 [Emri] I don't mind them, but this is my house motherfuckers. MINE.
01:05:48 [Mila] But I don't want to touch them, do I? I don't want them chilling out in the corner of my room, or crawling on me.
01:06:29 [Jake] I don't mind spiders either, only when the fuckers step passed the threshold I am like "It's on!"
01:07:35 [Mila] When I was 5 I was riding my pink bike with my pink bike helmet, my sister doing the same behind me (not in pink, she wasn't as cute as me) and then all of a sudden she starts screaming and runs into me. A huntsman had crawled OUT OF MY BIKE HELMET AND WAS ON MY HEAD
01:07:41 [Mila] Fuckers
01:08:20 [Chase`] . . . .
01:08:41 [Emri] I'd be done.
01:08:43 [Emri] tbh
01:08:44 [Emri] Just done.
01:09:24 [Mila] I cried and ran in circles. Dad had to get it off.
01:09:59 [Xan] Damn. Huntsmans look huge.
01:10:08 Calyope loudly smooches Chase's cheek. I owe you posts.
01:10:25 [Mila] For a sec there I thought Xan kissed Chase, and I was like wtf
01:11:30 [Xan] Night Caly.
01:11:44 [Xan] And this is why we should have different colors.

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Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:20:45 GMT -5

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Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:20:45 GMT -5

17:58:04 [Mila] & Emri posted after me, and pretty much threw me at the water like a whore.
17:58:12 [Mila] IGS AND ERINN BETTER FUCKIN' POST IN. ._.
17:58:51 [Ignatius] DON'T YOU TYPE IN CAPS AT ME.
17:59:15 Mila TYPES IN CAPS HARDER.
17:59:40 [Mila] You just mad because Erik got backsies when we eiffel towered. /Smug
17:59:43 Ignatius flips her computer table.

17:59:46 [Ignatius] FUCK THE POLICE.
18:00:03 [Ignatius] ...Youdidntjustsaythat
18:00:05 [Mila] ....You just flipped my fucking bed. With me and my laptop on it. D:
18:00:08 [Mila] I don't even.
18:00:50 [Ignatius] Yeah.
18:00:54 [Ignatius] What?
18:01:22 [Mila] Emri halp @-@
18:01:44 [Ignatius] Yeah, c'mere and take a seat on this wonderfully upturned bed with me.
18:01:52 [Ignatius] It's a little uneven, but it's cool.
18:02:50 Emri stomps around on the bed to make it even. Sits.
18:03:57 [Mila] You guys are sitting on the most homo bed imagineable. The bed in my actual room is better, this one is from when I was twelve... Single, white loopy bars with flowers on it and pink blankets.
18:04:22 [Ignatius] She's mad, Emri.

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Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:21:30 GMT -5

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Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:21:30 GMT -5

01:38:09 [Mila] Its so fucking weird that there's a bunch of people lurking/watching two different couples going at it.
01:38:26 [Mila] Creepers fapping to this shit.
01:38:44 [Leila] xD
01:39:00 [Leila] How did you know?
01:39:12 [Emri] We can hear it, Leila.
01:40:13 [Leila] Damnit -.-
01:40:31 Leila hides out in the Meth lab.
01:40:49 Trix hates timing, but has to go to bed
01:43:36 [Jer] (on the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door)
01:43:44 Mila goes to the locksmith and gets another key. o.o
01:43:50 [Mila] IM FUCKING MATT DAMON
01:43:52 [Mila] Wait what
01:44:11 [Jer] :3
01:44:29 Trix exits from this room
01:45:10 [Emri] Am I about t'win, Jer?
01:45:51 [Mila] Win what? <_<
01:46:07 [Jer] ...Nothin.
01:47:09 [Ignatius] I already beat both of you.
01:47:14 [Ignatius] Slow motherfuckers.
01:47:35 [Mila] Oh, wait. A banging the girl thing? Yeah Igs wins.
01:47:43 [Emri] You're not in this. goaway
01:47:57 [Mila] But Jake beat Igs.
01:49:08 [Jake] flex
01:49:13 [Ignatius] It doesn't matter.
01:49:16 [Ignatius] Jake is gonna die.
01:50:20 [Emri] it's a bang the girl, not bang this girl first.
01:50:28 [Leila] xD
01:51:07 Mila so isn't posting. <_<
01:51:10 Mila slaps.
01:52:42 Emri fucks Mila; goes to sleep.
01:52:43 [Emri] Later guys.
01:52:56 [Jake] Laters Em
01:53:08 Mila 's fucked.
01:53:10 [Leila] See ya Emri
01:53:15 [Leila] xD
01:53:36 [Ignatius] Oh, so that sound wasn't some ghost in the attic?!
01:53:37 Emri exits from this room
01:53:39 [Ignatius] That makes sense.

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Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:21:57 GMT -5

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Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:21:57 GMT -5

10:54:19 [HexInstitute] Diet. I'm always on you. Sometimes I 'see other people', but I always come crawling back.
10:54:27 [HexInstitute] I just wish things could be easier between us.
10:54:42 [Dietrich`] You don't give me the attention I deserve. :/

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Oldlols Mar 18, 2013 6:22:48 GMT -5

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Post by Mila on Mar 18, 2013 6:22:48 GMT -5

(Mar 13) 21:22:38 [Mila] You know what I noticed?
(Mar 13) 21:23:06 [Mila] I can't remember if I said this earlier, but.. Looking at the forum page, where I list the characters involved in each session..
(Mar 13) 21:23:35 [Mila] And then you get to the Masquerade & Yule Balls, and suddenly all these females coming out of the woodwork who had been absent for a while, just pop in to show off some snazzy e-dresses.
(Mar 13) 21:23:42 [Mila] I came to the distinct realisation..
(Mar 13) 21:23:53 [Mila] Women fucking love balls.
(Mar 13) 21:24:13 [Beau] Both kinds?
(Mar 13) 21:27:16 [Mila] On my face.. in my hair, everywhere!

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